butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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