So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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