I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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