I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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