508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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