god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Your dad touched me again.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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