Pregnant stripper...not hot.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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