1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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