The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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