Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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