coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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