The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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