If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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