are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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