He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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