I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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