this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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