JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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