Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I pour the whiskey from now on
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