Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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