I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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