how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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