Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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