How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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