Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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