Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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