is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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