yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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