So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
