When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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