Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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