butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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