I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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