Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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