covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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