Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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