She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You are a genius and a whore.
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