Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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