The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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