okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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