no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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