Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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