ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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