Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
