WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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