let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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