The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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