Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
People in love make me want to vomit
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Randomize
