ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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