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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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