Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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