How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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